It’s been well over a month since I last posted, this can be contributed to being extremely busy with work and life and mostly just not having enough time to scour the web for moose related articles. However, after an extended break I have returned with a story that makes me not only cringe but also wanting to slap the hell out of a “responsible” parent.

It seems that an adult chaperon convinced two thirteen year students to eat moose poop during a school canoe trip. To make matters worse the principle of the school was fully aware of the incident and did nothing to stop the dirty and disgusting prank. The two kids who ate the moose droppings were humiliated and were resorted to tears as others students laughed at their misfortune. The principle for his lack of leadership and looking out for his students safety and well being has been released from his position. The jackass who initiated the joke has apologized profusely for their stupidity.

Now as an avid moose fan and one who has felt (by hand or foot) moose poop, I can tell you it would not be impossible to trick someone into believing that moose poop were chocolate but I would never do it. Besides being gross the humiliation and emotional pain would be unbearable especially if it got out on Face-book or even worse YouTube.

I admit I do like the occasional poop joke but when someone  is asked or forced to eat it, well that Shit isn’t funny.

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